Looking for a shirt that says, "I’m rugged, but also ready to snuggle a teddy bear"? Well, you’re in luck, because nothing says "alpha male" like a fluffy red Chow Chow plastered across your chest. Yes, we’re talking about the majestic, lion-like fluffball who could guard a kingdom or nap through an apocalypse—all while looking fabulous.
This T-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement. It says, "I could wrestle a bear, but I’d rather hang out with a dog that looks like one." Crafted from the finest cotton, this shirt is softer than the Chow Chow itself (which, let’s be honest, is hard to beat), so you can stay comfy while you're out walking your own fur monster or just pretending you have one.
Wearing this masterpiece guarantees:
100% more random compliments from strangers
50% more jealousy from people who don’t own a Chow Chow
And 0% chance of being mistaken for someone who doesn’t love the fluff life
Get ready to be the alpha of adorable! Grab yours now, and let your inner Chow Chow shine. Warning: May cause people to pet your chest. Proceed with caution.
Size Guide
Centimeters
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Height
171
175
179
183
189
195
195
195
195
Chest
86
93
99
104
116
129
135
142
162
Waist
71
76
81
89
99
112
119
130
137
Chest:
Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist:
Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height:
Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
Materials and care
Material: 65% polyester/35% cotton twill.
Self fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.
